This is the last time we let Rubeosaurus drink and pilot the spaceship home with all of us onboard. After her eighth beer, she got her coordinates mixed up and, instead of flying up, crashed us onto an alien planet! The good news? We managed to send out an SOS signal, and another spaceship is […]
The Wolf Casino experienced a large surge of diamonds during the Christmas period, as everyone spent their Christmas diamonds. I asked LordSkitter to hide my treasure from the taxman, who was visiting on Friday. Unfortunately, I made a mistake and told Skitter to hide them somewhere nearby. Well, the closest thing near Skitter was a […]
The King of Southwitlington has declared that taxes within the Kingdom will be increased by 15%, and every household must now pay a "chocolate tax." The money, of course, will go towards essential expenses such as Royal lavish holidays and private jet fuel. As you can imagine, nobody is happy about this decision. The official […]
The Grand Library of Eldoria has been cursed! Once a place of peace and knowledge, it has now transformed into a labyrinth of twisting bookshelves and haunted chambers. The ancient curse has locked away its secrets, and only the bravest souls can navigate the maze and uncover the truth. Unfortunately, I’ve volunteered all of you […]
Join us this Friday at 9pm UTC for Movie Night! We have a choice of films above, which you can still vote on. The top voted film, shall be the film which we shall all watch. Bring popcorn, drinks, and friends!
The local bakery in Alpha City is on the hunt for a talented new baker to join their team! They’re looking for someone ambitious, quick, and skilled at leading a team. To find the perfect candidate, they’ve devised an exciting challenge: the Cake Race! Thrown into the wild with nothing but your survival skills, your […]
Late one fateful night, the city was plunged into chaos as a mysterious group known as the Shadows of Greed struck the Emerald Bank. These sneaky bandits didn’t just take a few emeralds, they cleaned out the entire vault! The city is now in crisis, and the villagers are desperate for help. With the economy […]
It seems there has been an outbreak of zombies in the city! While this is nothing unusual, as it seems to happen daily, the local mayor has had enough. They are tired of going to the local supermarket only to encounter a random zombie nibbling on their leg! In response, the mayor is calling for […]
Farmers have started swapping their sheep for grass, as it has become more profitable than wool. Four local farmers have let their sheep roam wild and converted their pens into grass fields to maximise profits. However, there’s a problem – the free-roaming sheep are now eating the grass! Desperate to protect their valuable grass, the […]
In the North lies an exclusive Iron Golem Village, hidden away for centuries. This once-thriving settlement was home to over 400 Iron Golems! As you know, iron is an incredibly valuable resource used to craft weapons, tools, and armour. For years, an army of iron-hungry mobs has hunted the Iron Golems for their precious resource. […]
It's almost that time again! Our monthly silent auction will start this Friday and run for one week. When players get banned, become inactive, or are removed from the community, we shulker box up their items and keep them securely locked away! This is now your chance to grab their forbidden goodies at the Silent […]
The launch of Season 5 of Hardcore. How long will you survive this time? Like the seasons before, this one shall be totally unique! You have a few days to plan, prepare and organise yourselves for an awesome Hardcore Season together! To enter the Hardcore server you must be a minimum vote rank of Explorer […]
